It's Joke Time #3

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Mga jokes na napulot sa kung saan...

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#1  Dahil sikat na sikat ang mga dancers and performers may scenario ako sa iyo.

Male 1:  Use K-Pop in a sentence

Male 2:  Ano?

Male 1: Ang galing-galing naman ng mga anak mo.  K-Pop the good work.

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#2  

Male 1: Sa kadahilanang matagal ka ng nakatira dito sa National Capital Region may tanong ako sa iyo.  Ano ang mas malaki sa city?

Male 2:  Ano?

Male 1:  E di otso!

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